don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize