We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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