I puked a lego.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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