It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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