yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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