dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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