You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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