..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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