I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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