So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize