I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
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go home
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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