i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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