I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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