let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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