windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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