this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
His nipple licking is glorious
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