ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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