smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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