Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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