there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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