I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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