Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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