Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Randomize
