I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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