I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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