what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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