Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
MIDGETS
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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