Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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