Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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