Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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