I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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