Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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