Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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