what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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