my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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