some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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