I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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