She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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