he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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