I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
