I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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