Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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