i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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