it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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