There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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