Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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