I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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