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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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