"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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