im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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