She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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